Department Of Health Press Release

Notice of Change

In order better to serve the public, and in the spirit of the Governor's recent cost-cutting initiatives, the Department of Health has implemented a reduction in personnel. The letters 'a', 't', and 'h' have been let go, and the letter 'l' has been assigned additional duties.

As a result of these tax-saving measures, please correct your address book to reflect our new image; from this day forward, we will proudly be known as 'The Department of Hell'. In keeping with this new image, all air conditioning has been disabled, and all supervisors and representives of the Department will be issued pitchforks as soon as the purchase order is signed and returned by Satan.

Thank you very much. You may be sure we will continue to spare no effort in our endeavor to reduce public services to as near zero as we can get away with before the next election.

The Department of Hell

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