The Stonics Game
There's nothing so painful as watching your child struggle to read
and realizing he's even dumber than you are. "What was I thinking
when I married that dump truck driver?", you find yourself wondering.
But wait! There's hope!! Now there's The Stonics Game. Here's
how to play:
- First, get out a supply of your favorite mind-altering
substance (candy bars, beer, joints, etc...), and
your child's favorite book.
- Then, take turns reading from the book.
- Every time someone makes a mistake, they have to take a
big bite (slug, toke, etc...) and pass the book to
the next person.
- Continue until it doesn't matter any more.
Your whole family will soon be 'Hooked on Stonics'!!!
Some testimonials from our customers:
"It wurks!! It relly wurks!@"
"I'm stunned. I'd say something else but I can't remember what it
was you asked me???"
"We still can't any of us hardly read, but now we don't care no more!!"
Order The Stonics Game today!!
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