Mr. Crazy Musing

Top Ten Oh my gosh! Reasons to Upgrade to Windows 95


  1. You'll get reserved seating at the Windows 96 rollout in January, er, March, er, make that Windows 97.
  2. You can make a nifty ashtray out of the CD.
  3. If we give Bill Gates enough money, maybe he'll go away.
  4. You just couldn't figure out how to fill that last 50 megabytes on your hard drive.
  5. You've always wanted a Mac anyway.
  6. You own stock in a memory chip factory.
  7. IBM now supports Windows 3.1
  8. You've grown bored with hitting yourself over the head with a hammer.
  9. The boss just learned how to use File Manager.
  10. You finally got Windows 3.1 working on that last PC.
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